Cion #2

He stood in the corner of the room alone, minding his own business. He wore black clothing and had long hair. He wore a hat backwards. His coat was yellow and gray and he was tall and skinny. He had a larger shorter man next to him. He had a go-tee and smoked a cigarette. The tall one referred to him as Lunchbox or Silent Bob. Every time a girl walked by the tall one conjured himself to shout his name and various phrases, "Hey momma what's up I'm Jay and this is heterolifemate Silent Bob." 

They stood there doing nothing but talking about random things. But every time the tall one, Jay, talked, he conjured up ways to make himself look like a fool and an idiot. But it was hilarious.